Written by anthonyrosania

Thursday, 23 December 2010

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They're just six-years-old, but the Gosselin kids are being bratty a--holes at a third or fourth grade level, after telling all of their classmates that Santa doesn't exists.

"What f--king turds these kids are," said their school principal. "The (Gosselin) kids don't believe in Santa Claus, and they're telling other kids at school that there is no Santa Claus."

Children as young as four were told that "your parents are lying to you," which is true because Santa doesn't really exist. Ask anyone.

"Just because your mother is a gold-digging retard doesn't mean you have to out Santa," said CNN's Anderson Cooper, who knows a thing or two about being outed.

"Jon has received angry phone calls from parents because the children actually told others that 'your parents are lying to you,'" the insider said.

This latest f--kup comes days after two of Gosselin's 242 children were expelled from school, citing "Half-Asian Rage" issues.

"The kids are too smart at this point, but they are sweet about it and go along with it... and the Easter Bunny too," said the family source.

"Talk about a Christmas-limiting move," said Santa Claus, from his suite at the Betty Ford Center, where he is being treated for 'exhaustion'. "Eight little zipper-heads are getting coal in their stocking this year."

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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