Written by Buck E Filbert

Sunday, 5 December 2010

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Congress Votes on How Many Hillary Panties to Buy.

Hillary Clinton, Secretary of State, took a beating two years ago from Barak Obama. In the process she accumulated a pretty hefty debt from campaigning.

In order to pay the debt down Hillary has gone the, "Home Shopping Network", way. She is selling DVD's of her historic speech, in 2008, in Denver, during the Democratic National Convention. The DVD's are selling for a $50 contribution. But wait! Included is Bill Clintons speech as well. That's not all! You get a special message Hillary recorded, for your eyes only. Don't go anywhere, for an additional $200 Hillary will hand sign your DVD for a total cost of $250

Yes, that's it, you get The Hillary address, The Bill Clinton speech, a personal message from the Secretary of State herself all for the unheard of low price of $50. But if you need that special gift for the man that has everything, you can get the signed DVD for the Holidays.

In a related story Hillary is hawking wares on the Playboy Channel, Shopping Show, as well. There, the Ex First Lady, is selling one day worn panties for $200. There's more! Really soiled panties for $300. That's not all! Hillary will sign the panties and leave a really big red lipstick kiss on them when requested for $500.

Whither you get the one day, super soiled or the signed and sealed with a kiss, the bargain is obvious.

Great for Holiday gifts, finally you can give him something he'll cherish forever and never forget.


From Sunset and Vine
Buck E Filbert

Somewhere thinkin:

"It's useless to hold a person to anything he says while he's in love, drunk, or running for office."

Shirley MacLaine

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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