Glenn Beck Calls Out Old Man

Funny story written by UWGB-Beek

Monday, 22 November 2010

Washington - Glenn Beck is calling out George Soros for being the reason that liberals are taking over the world and warning smart people to make sure that Mr. Soros is watched closely because he believes Mr. Soros is one of the biblical signs of the end of the world.

"I think that Mr. Soros is using his money to influence the way news is perceived and told. I also believe that he is trying to start his own shadow government and country, where sadly my show won't be seen, because I like to tell it the way it is, and not that I need a reason to write another book."

George Soros said that he didn't even know that Glenn Beck had a show or that he even considered Glenn Beck a journalist of any standing.

"It shocks me that Mr. Beck thinks such strange things, and that he is given a platform from which to share these strange things. Most journalist are required to have facts, but where are Mr. Beck's fact? Oh, I know, they are on the other side of his chalkboard." Mr. Soros said in a press release.

Glenn Beck did go the O'Reilly Factor to give his proof on Mr. Soros, but when Mr. O'Reilly wouldn't force him to do it. Mr. Beck decided he didn't need his proof anymore and gave the evidence to Jason Blair, so he could use it for something he was working on at home.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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