Glenn Beck Outproduces 700 Global Warming Scientists in CO2 Emmissions

Funny story written by Evan Essence

Wednesday, 10 November 2010

Giant clouds of methane gas, rose from the site of Fox New's Seventeenth Annual "Shout-Out Against Science!" Forum, Tuesday...setting the Union of Concerned Scientists 'Doomsday Clock', forward by 3 minutes.

As the newly-elected 112th Congress prepares to convene, in January, recently elected freshmen GOP congressmen, are scrambling to be appointed to the newly-formed Congressional 'Sub-Committee on Book Burning'.

Senior Republican Leaders say they will be setting in motion a plan to re-open the 1633 Inquisition Trial of Galileo, and will begin an official US Congressional Investigation into whether NASA fabricated a video making people think men landed on the moon, in 1969.

A New York Times analysis, last week, revealed that 100% of the people who post messages on the internet, condemning the "phony science of global warming" never site any scientific arguments to support their claims. Further research has revealed that most of these people are 13-year-olds... banging away on their keyboards, from their bedrooms...and have never taken a class in the Theory of Science.

The report also noted, that 93% of people who bash Nobel-prize winning economist, Paul Krugman...and say he is 'destroying the country'...are under 16...have never taken a class in economics....and, in fact, don't even know how to balance a checkbook.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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