Puking in Public New First Amendment Right

Funny story written by b kenneth mcgee

Monday, 22 November 2010

Leaked memos from the new Republican caucus in the US House of Representatives indicate that sweeping changes are going to be made to the First Amendment of the constitution of the United States. "Puking in Public and Inciting to Riot will constitute the initial changes. Inciting to riot is a right, not a privilege," states Congresswoman Michele Bachmann speaking on background.

"We will also be inserting clauses to say, "Yelling fire in a crowded theatre" is no longer unacceptable but encouraged, particularly if the theatre is on our target list or is showing a Jane Fonda movie." The reporter to whom she leaked the memos to asked, "Why are you doing this and isn't this a drastic change to our constitution?"

"A change that is coming none too soon," she replied. "The lefties are going after Rush, and Glenn, and Bill O, and NPR is a commie front. Now that we are in control, it is damn the lefties and full speed ahead. We are taking our country back!"

"Anything else?," asked the journalist. Well," she said, "just between you and me?"

"Sure," said the journalist.

"Well, We have to give hate a chance, you know?"


Well, "We'll revive Make Fun of a Cripple Day and the Annual Giant Midget Toss. Bill O'Reilly will commemorate the occasion by beating up a negro child with Downs Syndrome and Glenn Back will organize to create a riot in Detroit. It will be a gala week to start a new era in what was once a great country before you know who got elected."

"Is that all?"

Bachmann answered: "OK, here is the best part. On the day the new members get sworn in, we are going to have a giant rally on the Mall. Everyone will be there. Beck, Limbaugh, O'Reilly, Hannity, Rand Paul, and the entire gang from Fox. And Palin, O'Donnell, Angle, and even John McCain will be there. We will have a million people there with signs, slogans, hateful masks, and disgusting chants. It will be: THE GREAT AMERICAN PUKE OUT!!!!

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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