Written by Proffitt

Thursday, 14 October 2010

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Bratman

Christina Aguilera (29) has confirmed she is to divorce her husband on the grounds of 'habitual lying,' if there is such a reason.

She states on her website 'Jordan has lied to me all this time telling me he was a super hero with his own cave, black super car and copter! He told me he fought criminals on a regular basis, defended the weak and protected the poor, but alas it was all a lie.'

However, sceptics believe Aguilera who is not the fastest swimmer in the pool simply misread Jordan's surname and conjured up this alter ego for him.

But friends of Aguilera are ready to testify to fact that Jordan went as far as to introduce his good friend Robin to many of them.

Bartman, Batman, Bratman: is said to be dismayed especially as it seems a reconciliation is almost certainly off with Aguilera now dating a guy called Peter Parker!

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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