Demi Moore To Dump Her Cheatin' Boy Toy Ashton Kutcher

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Sunday, 10 October 2010

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FuFi Fondue's favorite hair dryer, the Ferrari Deluxe XX7 (valued at $28,000) was a gift from Elton John.

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Demi Moore has confided to her hair stylist Slicky Pomade of Pomona that that she has had it with babysitting her 'boy toy' husband Ashton Kutcher,

Moore, at 47, is 15 years older than her young hubby who is 32, but who lately has been acting like a single young stud of 22.

Mrs Kutcher says that she knew that when Ashton decided to go bowling at the Lucky Strike-Marlboro Bowling Lanes that there was a chance that he would end up getting himself in trouble with some flirtatious, nubile, skanky young, blonde dish.

Ashton has reportedly told his personal hair stylist, FuFi Fondue, owner of The Haven of Hair Salon in Beverly Hills that his wife Demi has an extensive doll collection which numbers a little over 3,000 dolls. He added that they are insured with Lloyds of Los Angeles for $2.1 million.

He added that lately Demi has spent more time playing with the dolls than she has playing with him.

[EDITOR'S NOTE: Gosh. That ain't good.]

Kutcher added that his so called 'Bowling Alley Cat' friend Brittney Jones does not have even one Barbie Doll so she is able to dedicate all of her free time to him.

When Ashton was told if he is aware of the fact that Demi plans on divorcing him he just smiled, shrugged, his shoulders, took a bite of a Starburst Candy and replied, "Nope."

He did add that divorce does seem to run in his family as his parents divorced, as well as his sister, brother, maternal grandfather, a step aunt, a step cousin, and a step ladder.

SIDENOTE: When Kutcher's personal hair stylist FuFi Fondue, was asked for some info regarding Ashton he replied, "Ashy baby is one of my bestest clients and I, Mr. FuFi Fondue, will not bad mouth my most bestest client. He is a great tipper, a great joker, and he is always touching my bangs and telling me that I would make a very pretty girl."

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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