Illipio Eganospatic, chairman of the extraterrestrial aliens who landed on Planet Earth during the year of 1970, announced that they will have their 40th reunion in the Badlands of South Dakota on Christmas Day 2010.
Alien Eganospatic, who touched down outside the small township of Beaver Crossing, Nebraska on April 1, 1970, said that his eclectic group meets every ten years, regardless of tensions in the world, and usually in a place where it is unlikely that they would encounter papparazi.
He said that the 1990 reunion that took place at Planet Hollywood was a disaster. This year will be special, he said, because it will be attended by Barack Obama, the first alien to be elected President of the United States.
Robotically equipped porto-potties will be installed to handle the alien waste produced by the 1000 or more who indicated they would attend the gathering.