An alien spaceship was spotted flying over the pristine blue skies of (no not the Bahamas or Dubai, Rooney spotting or even the Malideven) Rotherham, Yorkshire, UK!
Two Yorkshire lads spotted the spaceship and immediately sent their photo's through to a well known tabloid who also knows all about the solar system?
It seems that after sending up RAF scrapped Harrier Jump Jets on a final mission, the Aliens signalled to the pilots that they had problems with their Navi system bought at Dixons whilst landing in the Isle of Wight? (cheap crap)
They were actually heading for a summer holiday in Dubai after hearing that that other strange "alien" to Manchester was on holiday there and wanted his autograph.
Their new navi cocked up and they ended up over the not so pristine blue skies of ex-coalmining metropole, Rotherham and nearly froze their balls off (have male aliens got balls? Scouser aliens have them as Sir Alex found out last week!)
Anyway the Jump Jet pilots escorted them away from the Rotherham skies and they were last seen following the setting "Sun" heading towards Dubai, a renowned holiday resort for not only real aliens but also, over-weight, over-payed, injured, alien footie stars and their loyal spouses who have plenty of opportunities to stick their heads in the wonderful deserts sands of Dubai and spend their hubbies "hard earned millions!"