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Wednesday, 3 November 2010

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According to a study by Oral Lee Johnson, a specialist in sexual behavior, oral sex being carried out by teens can lead to intercourse.

"I have completed stage one of my three-year-study and here's the feedback: Oral sex definitely can lead to intercourse by teenagers. Their hot little bodies squirmi...ahem. All parents should take this study seriously and not just brush it off."

Although Mr. Johnson would only say that he went to one of the Ivory League schools up east, he showed us two certificates from Nigeria and one from Karszakascherakastan to prove his credentials.

"Refraining from oral sex can also lead to intercourse", continued Dr. Johnson. "That's something most people have never considered while studying the subject. So before we jump into the middle of the thing, we should know our whereabouts. Now where was I?"

Johnson continued to look around the facilities, looking out window, opening doors and examining the contents of drawers.

"NOW I REMEMBER! I came here two years ago! This is it. It was right where I was!"

We asked if he had anymore shockers for us.

"Did I tell you that..."

At this point two men came in dressed in white and hauled Mr. Johnson out the door as a man in a nice suit came through the door.

"Poor Johnson, I fear the study was too much for him. I was his assistant so I should know. I am Dr. Gobblesworth Knob. Did Johnson tell you that we had discovered that oral sex can lead to sexual intercourse?"

"Yes he did."

"Good. Good. Ahhh, but did he tell you that sexual intercourse can lead to getting pregnant? I thought not."

"Well, we must go. Have to get this in to The West Coast Post!"

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