NEW YORK, NY - Three weeks before Christmas, a new CNN/MSNBC/CBS/ABC/NYT/WaPo poll indicates that unemployed Democrats think that employed Republicans should be replaced with unemployed Democrats.
The poll was completed at the recent "Occupy Wall Street" (OWEE) event held in Zuccotti Park, New York. The OWEE protesters used human feces to mark their surveys and then chanted "We don't want no work... We just want yo money!"
Although many of the unemployed OWEE protesters wanted all of the current elected officials thrown out, not a single OWEE protester could be found who voted in the last election.
After completing the survey, many of the OWEE protesters continued with their daily routine of raping young men, robbing each other, defecating in the street and vandalizing stores.
