Written by Charpa93

Thursday, 9 September 2010

image for Florida Pastor Who Plans on Burning Qurans on 9/11 Claims He is Being Discriminated Against

Terry Jones, aka honorary Doctor Terry Jones, claims that ever since he made the public announcement that he planned on burning several copies of the Muslim holy book, the Quran, on the anniversary of 9/11, he has been dogged by the media trying to make him out to be some kind of monster.

"Hell, metaphorically speaking of course. I'm probably the only guy in the world right now with the guts to take on the evil Muslims and still, folks are trying to stop me.

"I am being discriminated against. My beliefs are under attack and that is just plain wrong." he said as he unpacked boxes of Qurans in his office in preparation of the big day.

Not only is Jones under attack from Muslims across the world for his plan, but people of his own faith are turning their backs on him and his church erroneously named the Dove World Outreach Center.

On the other hand, those close to Jones claim that he is loving every minute of his 15 minutes of new-found fame and is thinking of making book burning a part of every one of his services from now on.

"There are lots of false religions out there and they all basically have their holy books," said Jones. "If I can figure out what the hell they are, I'll burn them too."

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: Religion, Koran, Hate

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