Written by Bureau

Wednesday, 1 September 2010

image for Levi Johnston Says He Lied When He Lied About Admitting Lies About Palin!

Young, handsome Levi Johnston has mastered the art of political pootanging to such a point that he wants you, the people of America, to know that his apology to the Palins was a steaming hot heaping of moose hockey!

"I lied when I told them I had lied to them before, when it was all just one big lie from the beginning", he lied to our reporters.

Man, this has to be the hottest young man going.

He has all the talents to become one of our nation's great Presidential candidates or at least, the head of the Senate, Speaker of the House or Vice President.

Be sure to keep a close eye on him and his age for this is one lying *******!

"But the only thing I wish I wouldn't have done", continued Johnston, is putting out that apology 'cause it kind of makes me sound like a liar, which I is. And I've never lied about anything, even about lying!' So that's probably the only thing."

"So what was I lying about just then? Oh yeah, no. Forget it!"

How do we know if you're lying now?, someone asked.

"I am! But remember...that could be a lie!"

Both the Democrats and GOP are sitting up and noticing this guy. Give him a few more years and he will be perfect!

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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