Videotape of Glenn Beck losing his temper has been making the rounds on the internet again after a well-known cryptozoologist announced that upon closer inspection of the "angry Beck tape" which first aired in August of 2009, it shows Beck partially shape shifting as he gets angrier and angrier with a caller and yells "get off my phone." Shape shifting is the ability of a human being to take on the physical characteristics of an animal.
Dane Ishencoffee, a cryptozoologist who is an expert in the field of shape shifting, noticed that when Beck became angry, the skin above his eyebrows began to bulge as if silly putty were injected underneath. The same bulges could be seen protruding from Beck's neck and temples. Ishencoffee was unable to ascertain what animal Beck was physically morphing into during his angry outburst, but believes it may belong to the same family as the chupacabra or simply an angry chipmunk.
Shape shifting is believed to be more common than previously thought and, according to Ishencoffee, occurs most often in public figures who have been caught in some type of lie or scandal and try desperately to get themselves out of it. Bill Clinton is said to have partially shape shifted when confronted with the Monica Lewinsky scandal, seemingly to become almost snakelike, and Bill O'Reilly is said to regularly shape shift both on and off the camera.
In the case of Bill O'Reilly, there is so much videotape to sort through, Ishencoffee says it will be quite some time before he is able to define just what animal or animals O'Reilly can actually fully shape shift into.