Secret Vatican moves to buy Aleister Crowley's Sicilian love nest

Written by queen mudder

Friday, 6 August 2010

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The former occult shrine is aligned to landmark heritage sites like the Great Pyramid of Geezer

Palermo, Sicily - (Beastly News): Located at 666 Via Dolorosa, Cefalu, the whitewashed villa is notorious for having hosted the 1920 wedding of the Queen Mother and Pope Pius XII - then Archbishop Eugenio Pacelli.

The occult initiatrix and her ecclesiastical spouse were the first Nazi wackjobs to consecrate the Sicilian loveshack with their beastly honeynmooning shenanigans.

The derelict property has now been secretly snapped up by a Liechtenstein-registered truss fund sourced to the couple's firstborn, President George Bush Senior.

The clandestine conveyancing transaction was completed last week on a nominee account held at the First Vatican Bank of Tel Aviv, Palermo branch.

Documents seen by Spoof news sources show its ignoble provenance confirms that, a few weeks after the sordid Pacelli nuptials, smack addicted necromancer Aleister Crowley and his 'Scarlet Woman' Leah Hirsig signed a three year timeshare agreement for their Abbey of Thelema crack house.

They were eventually evicted from the hideous hillside hideaway by Mussolini's fascists after a three year rampage of outraging pubic decency with their occult shenanigans.

This week estate agents commented that the £1.2 million property, located near the town of Cefalu, has been owned by Cosa Nostra descendants of Pacelli's extended family.

Neighbors reckon the former occult bordello is cursed with the blood of orgy participants present at its 1920 initiation ceremony.

All records of Prince Charles and Camilla Fucker-Bowles' own honeymoon at the property have been carefully excised for posterity.

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