Laura Schlessinger Uses The "N" Word 11 Times On The Air - She Makes Mel Gibson Seem Like Donny Osmond

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Wednesday, 18 August 2010

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Dr. LaLa as she looks without lipstick, mascara, eyeliner, and a padded bra.

LOS ANGELES - Dr. Laura Schlessinger, a radio advice show host and author of several self-help books, who certainly did not get her doctorate in race relations, racial sensitivity, or femininity has gone and put, or rather shoved her size 11 high heeled shoe in her silver spooned mouth.

Dr. LaLa as many of her viewers refer to her showed her true colors, no pun intended, the other evening when she spoke to a nice African-American woman who called her seeking advice on how to deal with her white husband and his white friends who call her names such as the "N" word, the "D" word, the "JB" words, and the "SC" words just to name a few.

But Dr. LaLa instead of dealing with the nice ladies problem proceeded to tell her that the problem was all her fault and that she was just way to sensitive.

She berated the caller about denying some good ol' white boys the right to have some good ol' white boy fun by poking fun at the color of her skin.

The LaLa lady even went as far as to say that there is nothing wrong with anyone using the "N" word since she hears "Ns" using the word on HBO, Showtime, and the Weather Channel all of the time.

The doctor even said that "N" comedians call each other that name in comedy clubs all over America all the time, so why shouldn't she or any other white person be able to do the same thing.

The caller asked Dr. LaLa if she was some kind of a racist bigot or what since she managed to use the "N" word a total of 11 times?

Schlessinger asked her that it all depends on what her definition of what was.

The caller then asked Dr. LaLa if she owned a white hood and robe.

The doctor fired back "A white hood and robe? Implying what you sarcastic little (blank) ho."

The caller hung up. And Dr. LaLa said, "Ya see there. That is precisely what is wrong with black America today. No one wants to stay on the line and chit chat about shit that needs to be chit chatted about."

Dr. Schlessinger told Larry King that she has decided to not renew her contract when it comes up for renewal at the end of the year.

She went on to say that she is also sick and tired about having to argue with old lesbianites, whom she says only turn to other women because they cannot get a guy since in most cases they're either overweight, manly looking, have too much facial hair, or a combination of all three.

[EDITOR'S NOTE: Truth be told, Dr. Schlessinger's producers do not want to continue having to put up with her out-of-control off-the-wall spewings.]

Dr. S, said that she will move on to another venue where she can use the "N" word as well as the "L" word all she wants and not be criticized about it.

[EDITOR'S NOTE: Ah...well I think that they closed down Nazi Germany about 70 years ago. And having listened to Schlessinger's "N" word tape, I have to say that Dr. LaLa most definitely makes Mel "From Hell" Gibson sound like Donny Osmond.]

SIDENOTE: The word on the street is that Dr. LaLa's husband Michael "Reindeer" Rudolph left her after only four years of marriage due to her funky ass looking, nappy haired hairdo.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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