It is official. According to the results of a recent survey conducted by the non-partisan political polling group known as NMWIOWSF (No Matter Who's In Office We're Still Fu*ked), America is being run by a bunch of dickwads. There was no indication that that term applied more to male politicians than it did to female politicians. It was used across the board for both sexes.
In addition to the present situation, the poll results also indicate that 95% of Americans who responded to the poll say that no matter who gains or loses power in November, America will still be run by a bunch of dickwads.
One section of the poll dealt with different levels of dickwaddedness by asking the poll respondents these questions:
Who do you feel is more of a dickwad when it comes to offering affordable health care to all Americans? The response was:
28% - Republicans for not voting for it.
28% - Democrats for voting for it.
44% - They're all dickwads.
If you believe the dickwaddedness of the President has climbed, what do you believe it is a result of?
93% of Republicans answered too much spending.
7% of Republicans answered because he's still President.
47% of Democrats answered too much spending.
53% of Democrats answered he takes too many vacations.
100% of Tea Party respondents answered "yes."
Asked which dickwad in Congress is the biggest dickwad, the response was:
77% John Boehner (R-Ohio) - 2% Republicans, 75% Democrats
12% Nancy Pelosi (D-Calif.) - 12% Republicans, 0% Democrats
6% Harry Reid - (D-Nevada) - 5% Republicans, 1% Democrats (who are also dickwads)
4% Sarah Palin - No Office - 4% Tea Party respondents who thought this dickwaddedness was a positive manly trait
1% Didn't vote due to extreme anger at the fact that dickwads are running our country.
