REINDEER NUTS, Alaska - Sarah Palin speaking before members of the wildlife group known as Alaskans For The Stalking, Shooting, Skinning, and Sauteing of Moose was asked what she thought about Dr. Laura Schlessinger's recent racist diatribe and bigoted tirade in which she called a female African-American caller the dreaded "N" word a total of eleven (11) times.
Palin grinned, pushed her glasses back off her nose, and said that after she heard Dr. Schlessinger's program that night she called her up and told her "Way ta go girl. Ya know ya sure did tell da sista how the cow ate the cabbage. And my suggestion is do not retreat - reload!"
Palin was informed that the caller had simply asked the doctor what she should do about her white husband and all of his white friends constantly cutting her down because she was African-American.
Palin said that she had good hearing and that she had heard what the caller had said. She said that she is sick and tired of everyone calling up and complaining about how mistreated they are.
She then said that at least Schlessinger is not afraid to speak her mind. "Snowflake" Palin as a lot of Americans refer to her was then told that Dr. LaLa, as a lot of Americans refer to Dr. Schlessinger is not running for office, whereas she (Sarah Palin) is planning on running for president in 2012.
The ex-Alaskan governor was asked if she didn't feel that her remark would perhaps cost her most of the African-American vote.
Palin paused. She thought for a moment and then said, "Well duh. Sure it may cost me the African-American vote, but let's not forget that African-Americans, live in Africa and they cannot vote in American elections. Now black people do live in America and they can vote. And if you notice I have not said one bad, derogatory, racist, or bigoted thing about blacks.
SIDENOTE: "Shotgun" Sarah is quickly becoming the female answer to Dan Quayle. In fact, Vice-President Joe Biden has stated on the record that he is calling up all of his Republican friends and asking them to please, please, please vote for Sarah Palin in the Republican primaries.
