Jimmy Carter defects to North Korea

Funny story written by rpm1978

Monday, 19 July 2010

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Former President Jimmy Carter has decided to leave the United States and defect to The Imprisoned People's Republic of North Korea.

Jimmy Carter's 1st order of business will be to bow down to the smelly feet of their Grand Dragon Dictator Kimberly Jong Illness, who will be wearing a dress and lipstick when Jimmy Carter bows to his feet.

Jimmy Carter will renounce his United States citizenship and become a North Korean citizen, he will then begin serving in a government position in North Korea, his duties will including referring to Americans as pigs and teaching the North Koreans that they are better off than Americans.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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