President Obama Is Considering Deporting The Jersey Shore's Nicole Polizzi aka "Snooki"

Written by Abel Rodriguez

Tuesday, 3 August 2010

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A photo of Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi's father Bernardo "Chico" Polizzi who stood 4 foot 6 inches tall.

WASHINGTON, D.C. - President Obama took time from his conference dealing with the itemized bill that the United States will be sending to BP for the hellacious mess that their well made in the Gulf of Mexico to answer a question regarding the TV reality show The Jersey Shore.

The president was asked what he plans on doing about the seemingly endless attacks that one Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi keeps making upon him, his administration, and even his wife Michelle.

President Obama put down his Diet Peach Snapple drink and said, "Well ta be honest wiff ya. I personally could give an effen damn what da little arrogant bitch says about me or my administration.

But where da little 4 foot 8 orange looking midget messed up was when she started attacking my wife, and mother of my two little girls."

The president confided to Vice-President Joe Biden that he has just about had his fill of the ugly looking little dwarf and he has asked him to begin proceedings to have her deported back to Santiago, Chile.

Vice-President Biden laughed and told the president that the munchkin is so homely she makes the Chupacabra look pretty.

In other news. The rumor circulating that Clay Aiken is not really gay has been traced to the practical joking Adam Lambert.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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