The Ron Jeremy - Holly Sampson Porn Film "Hole-in-One" Has Been Named The Best X-Rated Movie on Both Sides of The Mississippi River

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Thursday, 15 July 2010

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SANTA MONICA, California - Vilandro Gorianzanni, the Italian director who directed the Ron Jeremy - Holly Sampson x-rated motion picture Hole-in-One says that he has just received word that his movie has just been voted the best x-rated film on both sides of the Mississippi River.

Gorianzanni, who has won three Pornographic 'Academy Awards including one for last years The Tantalizingly Titillating Thighs of Tallulah Teckington said that he is thrilled and honored to have worked with the great Ron Jeremy and the new up and coming Holly Sampson.

Sampson who is one of Tiger Woods TigerGate 'Scorecard Cuties' showed the pornographic movie viewing world that she is much more than just a fantastic pair of hooters; a gorgeous set of legs; a firm, luscious ass; and a sensuously erotic biscuit.

Gorianzanni said that Miss Sampson was an absolute pleasure to work with. She was always the first actress on the set each morning and she never once forgot any of her lines.

He added that she did all of her scenes in one take and hardly ever had to take a break to use the restroom.

The famed director also pointed out, that unlike most porn actresses, he did not have to use a body double for closeup scenes involving Miss Sampson's boobs, butt, or bikini taco.

[EDITOR'S NOTE: Yes, Holly Sampson is certainly one girl that a guy could most definitely write home about (but only to his brothers and father of course)].

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