Tiger Woods To Marry Jaimee Grubbs

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Saturday, 29 May 2010

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"Not Long After Divorce!"

In the latest episode of "As The Tiger Roars!" he is said to be considering marrying longtime girlfriend, Jaimee Grubbs who "wasn't available for reporters at the present time."

However, a source who knows Grubbs very well says that everything is still on hold as Tiger and his wife, Elin, get everything worked out about the kids.

"Jaimee knows what she's getting into. Her eyes are wide open. She has hundreds of taped calls from Tiger that have been all over the internet so she must not care if he's faithful to her or not."

The source stated that Tiger needed a stable home for when he has the kids and that he and Jaimee have been close for a long time. She will have all the money she needs plus she'll get to be in the tabloids every few weeks for a good while."

Meanwhile, Tiger Woods can concentrate on his golf playing and get all the other stuff out of his head.

"Tiger will not play golf at his best while he's still got those two kids on his mind.", continued the source.

Apparently the only thing that could hurt the planned marriage is that for one of them to actually fall in love with the other.

"That would be a tragedy!"

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