Written by queen mudder

Thursday, 27 May 2010

image for Sarah Duchess of York dines out with MMR quack Andrew Wakefield
Crow and humble pie were on the menu

New York - (Toxic Mess): The pair were spotted in a huddle at a Hell's Kitchen brasserie eating crow as their respective admirers continued a rearguard charm offensive back home in Blighty.

Neither of the disgraced duo appeared to be in a hurry to return to the UK in a week that has seen their respective reputations trashed in public.

Quackery peddler Wakefield was once a regular guest at the Yorks' former Sunninghill Park home.

A Halo! magazine article once joked about his facial resemblance to Princess Eugenie, the Yorks' second string.

A GMC ruling this week branded him a lying, cheating snake-oil peddler whose faked-up research caused a nationwide measles pandemic.

Flame-haired maven Sarah Ferguson herself had a week from hell, the target of a highly successful Sunday Smearer sting that nailed her as a money-grubbing baksheesh scrounger.

"Perhaps the pair will marry some day!" Machiavelli's Deli-Diner waitress Floella La Crumpet commented today.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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