London - (Royal Ass Mess): The ten by eight accommodation at HMP Belmarsh's wily old fraudsters wing has been reserved ahead of an official probe by the Inland Revenue.
It's ensuite slop bucket facilities have been modelled on traditional designs going back to King Henry VIII when recalcitrant scroungers were placed on a Diet of Worms regime.
Ferguson, 69, may have to share her new abode with other skilled grafters and work in the prison's royal mailbag sewing division.
Typical weekly paypackets range from 75p to a couple of quid and are all tax deductible.
A spokesman for Prince Andrew's Royal Lodge in Windsor Great Perk (sic) was unable to comment on reports that the Duke of York himself is unable to account for the £10 million that the 50 year Crown Estate lease cost him back in 2000.
Plenty more room at HMP Belmarsh is being made available in the very near future.
