Last week John Salford, a 58 year old plumber, was at the 'Cats Arse' in Scunthorpe, his local pub. After a long day at work he went for couple of refreshing pints with his friends, a normal night was looming for Mr Salford, but that all changed.
After having a couple of pints Mr Salford, father of two, went to the bathroom.
As he entered the toilets there was another 'man' at the urinal. John describes 'him'- "He had long blonde hair and was wearing an outlandish dress, It was a bit odd but I just thought I better mind my own business".
John then stood at the urinal next to the mysterious character and instantly recognized the person.
John describes the shocking realisation, "I Stood next to him at the urinal, glanced up and it wasn't a bloke at all. It was Lady Gaga. And she had trouser snake." John continued to tell why he recognized her "My daughters a huge fan, she has posters everywhere, there quite erotic .I know her face as if it was the back of my hand'
Immediately after John spied her meat and two veg - 'She left the 'Cats Arse very briskly.'
John could not believe what he had seen - "When I went home, I couldn't believe my eyes, so I checked her whereabouts on the internet to be sure", John found out that she was that night performing an exclusive gig at Scunthorpe community centre for the weight loss support group 'Fat and Suicidal.'
Penis allegations first surfaced months ago, as a series pictures of Gaga revealed a 'crotchal bulge', but after she got her mother too testify live on CNN to confirm her genitalia , saying-"My daughter definitely has a penis..err..I mean…Mean Vagina…..yeh a vagina…. Its long.'- The rumours soon dissipated.
This encounter however throws fresh doubts about Lady Gaga's true gender.
Mr Salford adds he will not be pressing charges.
