John Edwards Calls Rielle Hunter A Home Wrecker

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Saturday, 1 May 2010

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"Oh, she knew what she was doing", John Edwards apparently told reporters Saturday while attending the Kentucky Derby. (Our idiot reporter had to get this from a pal reporter from TheSpooge as he was inside trying to call friends to loan him some money to pay off his bet on lame horse and save his kneecaps).

"That woman lured me on, just like the other 25, and she might as well admit it."

Asked if he saw the Hunter interview on Oprah, Edwards stated no, that he had been on his way to Kentucky with a secretary.

"Hunter is also coming out with big interviews in magazines", stated one reporter (Again, not our guy. Glad he lost his shirt.)

Edwards admitted to having a "quicky" and that's what he calls their child, in order to rub it in Hunter's face.

"You did that on the sex tape too", laughed another reporter.

"I don't want to talk to that Home Wrecker again. She's as bad...no WORSE than the other 25! Come on Bambi, last year's race and this interview is now over."

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