A non plussed Reille Hunter, mistress to failed Democratic Presidential Pretender John Edwards now says she is mortified after posing for panty less pictures for a national magazine, but it just wasn't her fault!
"After the sex tape Johnny and I made, these little shots were nothing!
I don't understand it. Didn't you think he looked great in the video....all that activity and not a hair out of place, Johnny sure has some spunk in the sack!"
Reille, the mother of Edward's 2 year old love child, came out of solitary confinement to explain her side of the story of why she took up with the Presidential wannabe during his campaign at the same time his wife was making political hay describing HER bout with incurable cancer.
"Elizabeth is just such a Diva," she said petulantly, " she really played up this cancer thingy, and all the while poor Johnny was forced to do without any sexual understanding and fulfillment while everyday he was out campaigning for the rights of poor people, and veterans forced to live under bridges!"
Edwards, who reportedly made in excessive of $60M with his 1-800-Sleeze Class Action Suits against Doctors who experienced problems with patients in their care during child birth, reportedly had urged Reille to get an abortion in order not to derail his Presidential Bid. Obviously she did not trust his medical advice and now is the mother of a two year old girl and living in a $1500 a month chateau allegedly paid for by Edwards, at least until he is indicted for alleged campaign funding irregularities.
Since her semi frontal nudity pictures appeared in the magazine which created a firestorm not seen since a thong less Britney Spears winked at photographers in Hollywood as she spread 'em and slinked out of a limo, it appears that Reille has had second thoughts.
"I feel so terrible," the blonde amateur tarot card reader and astrologer said, " I just felt so comfortable lounging in one of Johnny's custom made shirts, I thought nothing of it. Besides, Johnny wanted all of my panties with him all the time when we're apart. When he calls me at night he says he wears one, just so he can feel that much closer to me. We're so much in love, I just can't stand it! We're supposed to get married right after the funeral you know!"
According to a spokesman for Pattaya Tabloid "Lady Boy Magazine", Mr. Edwards will be appearing as Mr&Ms. April in issues hitting the news stand in Bangkok next Thursday, and on page 3 of The Sun in the UK April 1st.
According to a Spoof stringer imbedded in Thailand, the issue will also feature disgraced former Navy 'Seal 'and recently resigned Democratic Congressman Eric Massa who has booked a special 'Snorkeling' Trip off the shore of Pattaya, and is said to be just 'tickled silly' anticipating the full color spread of his sea going adventures. Massa has said to have booked a private yacht and a full complement of Thai Semen.