Written by Charpa93

Thursday, 29 April 2010

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Navajo Nation - The Navajo, Hopi, all Apache Nations and all other Native Americans who presently reside in Arizona have joined forces in an effort to show the haughty Arizona residents just exactly who has every right to be in that State.

Said Chief Standing Wolf, "it is not those of European decent who should be making the laws of this state, but we, the tribal people, who have been suppressed for too long. Our ancestors have been here for thousands of years, while the white man only came a few hundred years ago. Yet, it is the white man who wants to make ridiculous laws and keep everything lily white. We can no longer stand by and let this happen."

Short of declaring war on the Arizona government, Chief Standing Wolf instead issued a warning "reverse your laws entitling only English-speaking people to inhabit Arizona. Only then will we back down and allow peace to again grace Arizona, but if you deny our fellow red and brown men their rightful place in this state, there will be bloodshed."

Of course, Chief Standing Wolf said all of this in his native tongue, so the lawmakers in the state weren't exactly sure what the message was.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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