Written by Don Fulsom

Wednesday, 14 April 2010

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Larry King - Changes his women more often than his socks, the old dog!

CNN's Larry King plans to marry the sister of the wife he's divorcing, my extremely unreliable sources indicate.

Larry's 7th wife, 50-year-old Shawn Southwick, has accused the 76-year-old stooped-over suspender-wearing softball TV interviewer of having had a fling with her younger sister.

"Hey, they look a lot alike," declared the Brooklyn-born King. "Why shouldn't I just trade in the older one for a new model, as you do with a car brand you get attached to?"

In an amazingly candid interview, King added: "I still like Shawn a lot. She'll get a bundle in the divorce. And she deserves it. She lasted longer than any previous wife, and I'm not the nicest or most faithful guy in the world."

King has been married eight times to seven women.

"They say a cat has nine lives, and now they can say this King has nine wives," Larry quipped in his raspy old man voice.

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