Pollution expert says Chevron testimony 'is a dodgy dossier'

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Monday, 5 April 2010

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The evidence against Chevron is a loada bollox

San Ramon - (Crude Mess): A leading US environmental science expert said this weekend that someone has created a 'dodgy dossier' out of his Ecuador pollution report in a deliberate bid to tamper with the evidence.

Renowned US biologist Charles W Calmbacher has now provided a sworn deposition stating his findings were 'sexed-up' - much like the notorious WMD dodgy dossier that triggered Tony Blair's rush to war with Iraq.

Washington-based Amazon Offense Coalition has vehemently denied rewriting Calbacher's report to make it look like $27 billion-worth of environmental damage was caused by the US supermajor.

A spokesperson close to rabid eco-nutter Steven Donziger said the New York attorney had signed off the Calmbacher report in 2005 and lodged it with the ecuadorean court in Quito.

Donziger's accomplice Karen Hinton said today she was totally gobsmacked by the latest twist which is substantially pivotal to the entire Amazon Offense Coalition scam.

She and her partner in fraud stand to earn a hefty wedge from the proposed $27 billion lawsuit which has become a pet hobby with Ecuador's President Raphael 'North' Correa.

Last year the international media iddentified George W Bush as Correa's most likely DNA father.

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