Mandelson supports Green car but will not support Redcar

Funny story written by SPECTRUM

Thursday, 18 March 2010

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Mandelson will support Green cars

Peter Mandelson the guy who is at the top of the list in every decision making board in Government has agreed to support a Green car. Under today's title as Business Secretary Mandelson has agreed to support the Ford Plant in Bridgend,with their £1.5 billion investment in environmentally friendly engines and vehicle technologies. Ford Chairman appropriately named Joe Greenwell thinks its great news for Ford.

In Ireland Cillian Murphy known to his friends as Silly,has said "That's the first time Mandelson ever said anything I agree with,Irishmen will always support Green cars".

Meanwhile in Redcar workers are furious that money is being spent on a Green car at the same time as the Redcar Corus plant is being mothballed with 1,600 people losing their jobs.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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