The Secret Service went to Def-Con 11 for the first time since the Cuban missile crisis in 1962, as thousands of Muslim protestors kneeled and prayed on the Capitol grounds.
Capitol police issued riot gear and tried to enforce the 'no prayer in public places' law recently signed by President Obama who claims prayer should be only used in a church that is licensed by the government.
The crowd of hajib wearing Muslims, both men and women, were estimated at over 50 thousand. Police feared the 75 portable toilets would be insufficient and asked local business owners to open their doors for toilet breaks.
Citing a clear and present danger, the FBI alerted its SAR team in anticipation of mass confusion once all the participants complete their prayers and begin searching for their shoes amid the thousands of dirty prayer rugs.
Search dogs were brought in to help but Acme foot powder usage foiled a successful search.
