Written by queen mudder

Thursday, 28 January 2010

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Pregnant Rielle belly's 'just some flab an wobble an coconut butter shine' says Braun

Los Angeles - (Savage in Limbo): "It's just a lil ole tongue-in-cheek teaser," the former Hollywood brothelkeeper chuckled today, "shot by pals of Jay McInerney!"

Braun was talking to reporters following the release of Zaprudder-like footage of Senator John Edwards and lover Rielle Hunter 'shagging like bunnies' in the Bel Air Hotel.

"Jay's sure gotta kinky sense of humor! He an Rielle - or Lisa Jo Druck as she used to be known - used to be an item, back in her equestrian show-jumpin days.

"Then he called her 'ostensibly jaded, sexually voracious' and a hard-assed social climber in his 1988 novel Story of My Life.

"Lotsa snide references to her Pa James Druck's 'whorse' murders insurance fraud scandal, about a sick plot to electrocute horses for insurance money.

"Anyway, relationship caved in when her prize showjumper Henry-the-Hawk dropped dead in the middle of a dressage number. She dumped Jay for some Big Oil dude."

The notorious ex-madam also said she'd seen some of the alleged Edwards/Hunter sex tape footage:

"Sure it's got some folks riled this week!" Braun continued.

"But check that soft-focus trembly lens stuff, an you see it's just actors - doubles! - cavortin in make-believe la-la-land.

"Even that pregnant Rielle belly's just some flab an wobble an coconut butter shine.

"Besides, if it really had been Edwards you'd see a scrawny, 57 year-old ass and wrinkly scrotum. And the rug - the famous Edwards hairpiece - sure looks like real hair to me!"

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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