Attention ladies of Utah: Do NOT have babies in your beloved state unless you want to possibly go to jail. Move to a surrounding state since any miscarriage in Utah will soon be illegal. No sane woman wants a miscarriage, so now if (God forbid) one happens you are going to jail.
If you plan on staying in Utah and get pregnant, which is not legally advised. Maternity clothes are being improved to help prevent miscarriages. The bubble wrap maternity jeans, and lead lined peter pan collared tops are all the rage in the Mormon state.
To be fair, legislators are now in committee with the "Every Sperm Is Special" law. Where it would make the placement of sperm, anywhere outside the vagina as a criminal act. Therefore, male masturbation will now soon be illegal. There is some speculation of forensic testing of sheets, toilets and showers for any evidence of "wasted seed". Though the punishment will only be a small fine.
