Salt Lake City, Utah. Wood Blister reporting for The Spoof. Retail merchants in Utah are fighting efforts to block the sale of fireworks in this fire-prone state and they seem to have the law on their side. That's because the existing law makes it i…
Deer Valley- Utah, a clever scheme that has been running for the last seven years recently came undone. Caleb Foxtrot was bought in to the county sherrif's office to answer charges of polygamy. The devout morman has been accused of marrying sis...
Utah - Newly decrypted rock carvings videoed by drone over the Southern Utah desert have shaken everything archeologists once took for granted regarding ancient predictions about the 1963 Dallas hit. The petroglyphs as they are known are thought t...
SALT LAKE CITY - After receiving numerous complaints from mall store owners and managers, the state of Utah will be looking into the prospect of banning bikini thong panties on females between the ages of 18 to 25. According to state Senator Buxto...
SALT LAKE CITY, Utah - The state of Utah has just issued an extremely strict warning to former vice-president Dick Cheney. A spokesperson from the state attorney general's office has made Cheney aware of the fact that if he is caught in the posses...
SALT LAKE CITY - The state of Utah has announced that it has just passed a law which will prohibit the wearing of halter tops by females. Senator Buxton Quickymill [R-Provo] stated that the bill had been hotly debated with many senators believing...
SALT LAKE CITY - The Utah Senate has just passed a bill by a vote of 60-52 that will restrict the size of the breasts of women citizens of Utah Senator Buffington D. Sweden [D-Provo] spoke with Tequila Tallyhoo of Left Coast Mirror Magazine and to...
Mormons believe that many people have died without receiving a valid baptism, and they cannot undergo this precious ritual as mere spirits. "Because all on the earth do not have the opportunity to accept the gospel during mortality, the Lord has auth...
DES MOINES- A man has emerged to expose the notorious NSA which is a government agency made to spy on YOU. That's right they're spying on you right now. Somewhere in Utah, a man just made note that you are reading an article on a website titled...
SALT LAKE CITY, Utah - Sixty-two percent of the citizens of Utah are Mormons. According to a recent survey taken by The Giddy Up Public Opinion Poll Company, 61.9 percent of those individuals are extremely dedicated to their religion. Mormons...
I am a Roman Catholic clergyman, a Jesuit. From 1991 through the fall of 1994, I lived in American Fork, Utah, a then small, village between Salt Lake City and Provo. I was a missionary to the Mormons. I was also deeply under cover. For the first year-and-a-half my cover was that of a bar fly with my own stool at the le Sabre Lounge in American Fork, an honest to goodness bar (a private cl...
SALT LAKE CITY - A splinter group of the Mormon religion, which goes by the name of The Benevolent Old-Fashioned Mormons, has expressed dismay, disappointment, and anger at Romney's choice of vice-presidential running mate. BOFM director, Loxley E...
DALLAS - The rumor mill is working overtime as the latest sports rumor concerns Delonte West, 28, of the Dallas Mavericks who was given a technical for sticking his finger in the right ear of Utah Jazz player Gordon Hayward, 22. The Jazz ended up...
Salt Lake City, Utah -- For months the federal government has been working to uncover a large scale knock-off, knock-off factory producing items inside the United States. The efforts were successful late last night in locating the facility. Operat...
Historians have discovered that Brigham Young, the second prophet of the LDS (Mormon) Church was actually black. Dr. Hyrum Kimball at Northern Utah State University revealed his controversial findings at a symposium of Mormon History marking the 180...
Attention ladies of Utah: Do NOT have babies in your beloved state unless you want to possibly go to jail. Move to a surrounding state since any miscarriage in Utah will soon be illegal. No sane woman wants a miscarriage, so now if (God forbid) o...
A man in Zion, Utah apologized for showing his naked ass in church. The man, Brigham Heber Smith, said that he understood the rule that all males were supposed to wear slacks, a white shirt, and a tie in the building and that all women should be in...
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