Bizarre Accident at Massage School Reported

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Tuesday, 23 February 2010

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"Madam Masseuse the Head Massage Teacher!

Henderson Nevada: Police are investigating what caused a bizarre accident at the Pleasure Circle Massage School early Sunday morning.

The police and paramedics were called to a residence in the 2200 block of Pleasure Circle Drive at about 4:00 a.m. Red lights illuminated a sign out front that indicated this building was the Pleasure Circle Massage School.

At the door they were greeted by an older woman in a red dress, who introduced herself as Madam Masseuse the head massage teacher and she was acting rather distraught. She said "she found seven naked women upstairs in a large bedroom of the home all in a single bed. The women were all smiling, moaning about John and their vaginas were incredibly spread wide open.

Madam Masseuse further explained that "her teaching assistants were probably bored, as the massage business was slow late Saturday evening, had a few drinks and took to sliding naked down the stairway's oak banister. Apparently, they misjudged the size of the newel post ornament at the bottom!"

Investigators are trying to decide whether any foul play was involved, as prostitution is not legal in Henderson NV. Officials are also still working to confirm the unknown perpetrator's identity, before they put out an all points bulletin for Big John.

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