America only has Monopoly money left

Funny story written by SPECTRUM

Monday, 1 February 2010

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We shall go to the moon no we can't we only have monopoly money left

With a debt of over THIRTEEN TRILLION DOLLARS President Obama has announced that America only has monopoly money left so plans to build a moon base have been scrapped.

Some conspiracy theorists however have stated that it is impossible to go past the Van Allen radiation belt so they have never been to the moon in the first place so it is the biggest hoax in human history.

It had been hoped that elite Americans could move to the moon before the earth is destroyed when planet X comes this way in December 2012.

President Obama is now looking at the possibility of an underground base to save the elite.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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