Written by Morse

Monday, 18 January 2010

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Massachusetts Voters Present Martha Coakley a Moral Compass So She Can 'find her way home!"

A strange thing happened to the Martha Coakley cavalcade as it headed to a rally in Fall River Massachusetts today, when a confused bus driver took a wrong turn and wound up in the unmarked suburb of East Providence, R.I.

Coakley's Campaign Aides, loaded with fresh stimulus money from the recent visit by Barry Obama who had one of his minions bring a wad of cash with him, proceeded to wade out into what one bystander said was a "very, very, sparse crowd....actually it was a couple of kids on the corner selling weed!"

As soon as Coakley's aides started flashing the cash however, homies from out the projects descended en mass grabbing up fistfuls of money that by now was flying out of the hands of terrified and very white Coakley hacks.

When the local East Providence police sent 2 cars out to see what the disturbance was about, Martha, sometimes called Marcia, by her close personal friend, Rep. Patrick Kennedy who actually DOES represent Rhode Island, realized she had committed another major campaign mistake.

By this time the money, supposedly around $125,000 was gone, and the crowd was getting ugly. According to the Police, the local crowd refused to press charges against Coakley for soliciting Sex, but she was given a caution to stay out of the state controlled by the Patriarca Crime Family, and escorted back across the state line where aides said the candidate was "too emotionally drained, distraught, and broke' to continue campaigning the rest of the day.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: Politics, Democrats

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