MILPITAS, California - The leader of the Northern California chapter of the Hell's Angels Corbin "Zoom Zoom" Knoxcross has stated that due to the continuing downward spiraling economic situation his organization has had to make some adjustment changes.
"Zoom Zoom" said that of the 187 members in his Northern California chapter, a total of 103 have had to sell their Harley Davidson motorcycles and downsize to something much smaller.
One life long member Cody "Kickstand" Kickavecki said that he had to sell his Harley in order to pay the rent on his 1996 trailer house.
"Kickstand" said that he ended up having to downsize to a little Honda Hobbit PA 50/Camino MoPed which he totally hates.
He said that one day last week as he was driving on the Golden Gate Bridge, a little old blue-haired lady in a Kia Spectra pulled up beside him, lowered down her window, and asked him if she could give him a ride somewhere.
Then a few days ago, a nun on a bicycle passed him up as he was cruising on Interstate 880 near the West Calaveras Boulevard exit, and as she passed him she yelled out to him if he wanted to park his toy and hop up on her handlebars.
Kickavecki has confessed that if he hears one or two more wisecracks like those he is seriously thinking of just resigning from the Hell's Angels organization and start looking for a job.
In other news. Snoop Dogg has just said that he and Kanye West will soon be starring in a comedy set in Hell's Kitchen, New York. The MGM movie is called "The Fo Shizzle My Nizzle Kid & The Microphone Punk."