Tiger "parades" his carts at a Bahama Golf Course

Funny story written by jansal

Saturday, 9 January 2010

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Tiger's Tart Carts

Golf fans were amazed to see a trail of golf carts following tiger woods as he tooled around the golf course in the Bahamas.

"Count them" said one of the golfers on the same course, "just count them. There are exactly 18".

With Tiger in the lead, there were indeed exactly 18 golf carts trailing behind Tiger's cart.

Drawing quite a crowd of onlookers, the "parade of tarts (oops) carts" were drawing attention wherever they went.

Tiger is used to taking all of his equipment with him when he is on vacation or on tour it is reported and this was no exception.

The Beaver Bay Golf Course had received prior instructions that there were to be 20 carts available and ready for Tiger Woods when he arrived. He wanted one cart for each of his mistresses.

Some of the staff wondered why 20 when there were supposed to be only 18 women that Tiger was involved with.

The last cart was "just in case" said a member of Tiger's crew. "You never know if he forgot one in the initial inventory".

It is well known that Tiger Woods is a meticulous man and likes to be prepared for any situation.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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