Written by jansal

Tuesday, 5 January 2010

image for Crotch bomber may be help to motorcyle industry in China
crotch rocket explodes into sales in 2010

The worlds largest import of motorbikes are interested in contacting the "crotch bomber" to try to incorporate his "underwear" bomb into their new motorcycle aptly dubbed "crotch rocket".

The new bike just being mass produced in China is at present without an engine and the engineers for ChinaRide Imports feel the expertise of the "crotch bomber" would be a great help in getting their new product "off the ground"!

While they have not been able to speak with him personally, they feel that sending their team of engineers to the United States in hopes of getting the necessary information would be to their advantage.

Bikers everywhere are eagerly awaiting the production of the "crotch rocket" as an addition to imported motorcycles here in the United States.

The company is including a lead jockstrap with each bike.

"Will this bike affect our manhood in any manner"? asked an interested buyer.

The company had no comment.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: Terrorism, Underwear




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