In another example of just how secure US Security Agencies can make a secure White House function, it was revealed today that a third uninvited intruder managed to make his way past security and into the Double Secret Security Clearance Only, WH dinner party.
While not on the pre-approved Secret Service list, this Far East intruder with known blood line associations to terrorists, was on the Terror Watch-list. Prez O'Bama was photographed exchanging High fives to the Watch-Lister while boogieing with O'Sammi and Cher.
A pissed off and red faced Robert Gates, who was not invited to the party, was seen today trying to access O'Bama with triple back flipping pogo stick maneuvers at the White House back door. As security is now on Double Red Alert Status, Battling Bob was not allowed in.
The Barnum & Bailey Circus enterprise has been retained to revamp all security at the White House and is expected to install improved circus acts at all check points. Rosie O'Donell has been retained by Barnum, and is expected to stand guard at the White House front door, and manually block entry to any unauthorized intruders.
Several Republican Senators are now suggesting that the latest intruder may be related to O'Bama, through common donkey ancestry. O'Bama refused to comment on the donkey issue, but did say he had no idea there were unauthorized intruders at the dinner party, but also did not know any of the dinner party guests personally and had no idea who invited any of them for dinner. O'Bama further commented "that's wifely stuff".
Al-Quaida has claimed responsibility for the dinner party invitee list.
Reporting from the High Security Zone,
Dagnabbit Rabitt
