Nigerian Passenger Has Explosion in Pants

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Wednesday, 30 December 2009


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Beautiful White Women caused Explosion

A 23-year-old Nigerian has been taken into custody after having an explosion take place in his pants as the plane he was on was approaching Detroit and being subdued by passengers and crew.

Apparently this was the first time the passenger had been out of Nigeria and he had never been exposed to so many beautiful white women.

During questioning by homeland security the passenger Umar Farouk Abdulmutallab explained that he started becoming aroused as the stewardess began the seatbelt demonstration, smiling at him and showing off her athletic figure in her smart blue uniform, and things got progressively worse from there on in.

"Just moments after taking off another Scandinavian sex goddess smiled at me less than a meter a way from my face and asked me if I wanted a pillow, heavens I thought, what kind of service do these Americans provide on these airplanes?"

"I just closed my eyes and prayed for temptation to pass."

"Some time passed and then I looked up and saw the two vixens together, flaunting colorful neckerchiefs above their heaving bosoms like harlots, pushing a cart to each passenger and asking what they could provide to pleasure them. Seeing them lean over displaying their breasts and waggle their bottoms as they pushed the cart I could only dream what was in the cart or what I might ask when they came to my assigned seat number so I reached for a blanket to cover my growing manhood."

"Firmly buckled in for safety I knew there was no place to hide. As they came closer and closer to my assigned seat station the excitement became unendurable."

"When the smiling goddesses finally came to me and asked me what I would like I knew I was close to earthly heaven and that's when the explosion happened. I am so sorry, so sorry."

The airline has apologized for using blond and blue-eyed stewardesses on loan from Northwest Airlines based in Minneapolis for the flight and says it is actively recruiting tired old realtors and clerks from Target as stewardesses on future flights.

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