Flashing Teen Looked Very Familiar, Say Motorists

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Thursday, 17 December 2009

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A girl in her teens was nearly ran over by a car yesterday near Nashville, Tennessee after flashing her breasts at passing cars.

"She was smashed, I'm sure", stated Harvey Bratcher from nearby Goodlettsville. "I was on my way home and there were cars going all over the road up ahead. I thought there had been an accident but it was this teenager flashing the cars. She sure looked familiar because I, for one, actually looked at her face."

After several calls the highway patrol finally arrived but by then the girl was gone.

"I saw her hop into a car and it tore out of here", stated Brian Ashford. "I think it was some teenagers who were drinking and one had a bet going. Crazy. Could have caused a huge pile-up. Well, I mean, a huge car pile-up. A WRECK!"

"But that guy you talked to over there, I think he's right, I've seen her on TV or the movies. Of course, she may just resemble an actress or singer."

Meanwhile cars were backed up for two miles on I-65 North, and one mile on the South side as word had gotten out on the radio and cars were slowing down to get a really good look-see on the stretch between Nashville and Franklin, Tennessee.

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