'Tiger outed in FBI vice sting' says ex-NY Gov Eliot Spitzer's caddie

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Sunday, 13 December 2009

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Spitzer and Woods tracked in an FBI vice sting

New York - (Crooked Ass): Eliot Spitzer's former golf caddie reckons Tiger Woods was caught in an FBI vice sting just like the ex-New York Governor.

"Someone with balls? Feds musta planted a tracking device in one of his drivers," Ron Birdie explained today.

"Tiger's so damn cocksure never would've guessed he was being tailed."

Spitzer, 69, was busted in 2008 after Feds raided the Ho-Lee Roman Emperor VIP brothel that supplied him with hundreds of hookers.

He was forced to stand down from public life after admitting shagging his way through the brothel's entire book of $1,000-a-pop skanks and hos.

Birdie said today the real Tiger scandal was only just starting.

"Whoever grassed up Spitzer also grassed up Woods. Expect more 'family men' to be named and shamed."

Mirka Federer is the happy mother of delightful twin girls born last summer.

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