New York City Mayor and mult-billionaire Michael Blumberg announced today that he was appointing himself to a new office and assuming a new title: that of "Bagel for Life."
When asked to explain what this new positiuon meant he expained "I was reading the other day that the German Emperor used to be called the Kaiser. This got me to thinking that if the Germans had a Kaiser as their leader, then the Jews could have a Bagel as theirs! Or at least they could call their leader 'The Bagel'! Well, why not?"
When asked whether he thought his new position might result in any conflict of interest, he responded by saying "No, I don't think so. I'll just stop eating at kosher restaurants!"
