Zombie Attack Feared for this Weekend

Funny story written by BillD

Thursday, 26 November 2009

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Americans are asked to be on the lookout this weekend. The reason for this alert seems to revolve around the fact that in past years there have been increased reports of zombies. Not just your run-of-the-mill Zombie, but turkey Zombies.

Iben Zleepin, renound Zombie hunter and part time brain surgeon has put the nation on alert and asked that anyone who spots one of these rougue birds not to attempt to subdue it on your own.

According to Iben these turkeys rise out of the trash cans and shake of the green bean casserole and pumpkin pie and begin their trek. It's not clear what they want, but one thing is certain, they are on a quest for non-human prey, speculation is that they can be trapped with gravy.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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