Zombie Survival Skills Needed

Funny story written by Krow1125

Wednesday, 18 November 2009

In Toledo, Ohio, November 15th, 2009, 10 university students at went missing but reappeared 36 hours later. They were not approached with open arms because of their rotting skin and dried blood around their mouths. They went missing around the H1N1 Vaccination Clinic on Main Campus.

They were found near Mulford Library, it was in a scattered group of 15, unreactive, skin-rotted, flesh-eating students. Of the 15 found, only 9 were from the group of missing students and 6 were students attending the College of Pharmacy. The 15 were apprehend by the CDC in a S.W.A.T. like truck.

The tenth student was found in the Student Union shouting, "They injected us with something! The others changed into monsters but I escaped!" When the campus police showed up at the Student Union, the student had jumped from the stairwell falling a total of 4 stories.

The student was being driven away in an ambulance while a crowd surrounded the union talking about how it is expected that zombies are attacking the campus. The students status is currently unknown but people are thinking that he will come back from the dead and spread a disease.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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