Palin to Begin Second Book - 'Why I Hired a Ghostwriter - A Memoir Written by a Ghostwriter'

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Saturday, 21 November 2009

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Sarah Palin's ghostwriter wishes to remain anonymous...and suicidal.

Infamous celebrity Sarah Palin has announced her second novel Why I Hired a Ghostwriter - A Memoir Written by a Ghostwriter.

"It explains why I acted a bit like a vamp during the election," Palin spoke to sources Tuesday. "Or at least, has the best excuse the ghostwriter can come up with."

The ghostwriter, esteemed for his work on Senator Palin's first book, is in a coma after attempting suicide the night Palin's book became an overnight hit. The Democratic Party has become amused.

"We're still feeling George Bush's wake, just George Bush's initial glory was in the wake of Bill Clinton." Senator Common Sense explained in Legislation. "Four years from now, if, by some devilry, Sarah Palin is president, she'll get to bask in Obama's glory."

"How dare they," Former Senator Palin exclaimed when she heard of the comment. "I wasn't even going to announce my 2012 campaign until Tuesday!"

Sarah Palin has also announced her fifth season on Desperate Pitbulls with Lipstick.

"I'm not a celebrity," She wrote on her advice column in her newspaper/magazine, the Palin Star. "I'm a desperate pitbull with lipstick and a contract as a lingerie model for Victoria's Secret."

The major motion picture 2012 is being remade under the same premise for the said year. Currently, it is no longer under the title 2012, but Sarah Palin's latest book. Her sequel will be, bookstores pray, published by publishing mill PublishAmerica, giving Barnes & Nobles an excuse to refuse it despite several bribes. Sarah Palin had no comment, other than "PublishAmerica is an option."

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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