Sarah Palin, not known for her ability to stick to projects for long periods of time has replaced herself with actress Tina Fey for the remainder of the bus tour. "Tina will do a great job" said Palin to a confidante, "and God knows I am sick of these people. I have had enough of T-Baggers, Tit Saggers, and Ass Draggers. And if I hear Sarah, Sarah, Sarah, one more time I think I am going to puke"
Asked by a reporter if Ms. Fey would stay with her during her campaign for President, Palin replied, "Of course and if we win I will keep her on during my two terms in office. I could work a couple of days a week and Tina could do all the boring stuff the rest of the time. Heck, she could even have Todd most of the time. Frankly, I am sick to death of playing Dog Sled several times a week. You try being on your hands and knees and having someone yelling MUSH at you for hours. No, Tina is the answer to my dreams, personally and professionally"
When Ms. Fey was asked at a book signing how she felt about her new job, she replied with enthusiasm, "I have always wanted to be the President of the United States since I was a little girl." As Ms. Fey signed book after book, she gave the famous Sarah Palin wink to each and every person. At the end of the first day she returned to the bus, stood on the steps and smiled at the crowd who shouted in unison, "Sarah, Sarah, Sarah"
Insiders say that Ms Fey joined Ms. Palin in the bus where she was dining on Tofu and Truffles. The two planned the rest of the tour before Ms. Palin slipped out quietly to fly to San Francisco and a suite at The Fairmont Hotel. Ms. Fey is said to be planning her first hundred days in office.